Champagne. Ice wine. Vodka housepours. Strawbery daiquiris, Jaegar bombs. Apple shooters. Bellinis. Cosmos. Frozen margaritas.

And my favourite choice of poison – BAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLEEEEEYYYYYYSSSS!

All my usual favourites that are now off-limits.

I’ve been alcohol-free for nearly two weeks now, thanks to a funny-feeling throat and exhaustion, followed by full-blown laryngitis shortly after.

I’m no furious alchie (unlike say, my dearest pseudo-alcohol-poisoning-case friend, A!) but I do like a good night out with the girls, drinks in tow. Fridays and Saturdays just don’t feel the same now.

Give me a week to bring back the chug!